I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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