Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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