did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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