well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
True college students do jello shots in the library
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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