Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
NoShamevember. You game?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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