can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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