It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
there was a trapeze. enough said
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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