All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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