now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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