But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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