you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
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