I'm really into asian looking animals
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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