Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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