Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
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These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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