I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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