how can u be prego again
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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