Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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