Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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