So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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