I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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