My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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