she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
im on a boat
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