sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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