We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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