I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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