so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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