at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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