used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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