I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
foreskin is a definite game changer
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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