They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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