maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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