I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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