That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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