and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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