The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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