I just cut my nipple shaving
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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