Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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