would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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