so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
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