No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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