i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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