I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
did you just send me my own nude
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
