We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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