doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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