id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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