Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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