I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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