Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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