you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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