that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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