Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
The best revenge is premature balding
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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