You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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