??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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