Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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