Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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