I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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