Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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