Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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